Morning icebreaker

There were a couple people with me at the stop this morning so when I got on it was crowded in the aisle. I turned around to go toward the front and an older woman said to me, "we didn't sleep together last night for you to have your butt in my face." She offered the seat next to her and I sat down. I said, "if you would have sat here near the window my butt wouldn't have been in your face." She made small talk with a lady next to her and afterward told me she didn't mean any harm by her comment. She was a nice lady and made me smile this morning.
Bus rides equal entertainment.